So. Let me just grace you guys with this lovely story about my daughter pooping her brains out. They day started out totally normal. Fed her at about 6:30 am, let her play while I made food and coffee for me and my husband, and after eating, I put her down for a nap at about 8:30. Got my son up and fed him as well. Me and my son were sitting in the living room and I hear Emily making some noise in her bed room. It was weirdly early for her to wake up, but I really didnt think much of it. I just walked in her room and picked her up. And that’s when I felt it.
When I put Emily to sleep, I always put her in this poofy bear outfit (she lovessssss it). Well, it went COMPLETELY through the diaper, her onesie, AND the bear outfit. It even went through my sleeve after picking her up, while I was totally unaware of the horribleness that had occurred. Of course once my arm felt wet, I knew what was going on. After all, i have a 3 year old toddler and I’ve had to deal with my share of diaper explosions. Immediately I walked to the living room and sat her down on her diaper changing pad.
When I took her bear outfit off, I then saw that all the poop had moved around in there. It. Was. Everywhere. On her hands, chest, belly and feet. I kid you not, it took 30 minutes just to make sure it was all off of her. Another 30 to throughly bathe her. The whole time, she screamed bloody murder because she was pissed I wasn’t letting her sit up and play. Poor baby 😦
Anyways, after that I had to take immediate action to get the bear outfit cleaned because of course, its THE ONLY WAY SHE SLEEPS. 😑
So I stick it in the sink and try to wash off the poop with my zote soap laundry bar. That took forever because its thick and heavy and COVERED IN POOP. After that I stuck it in the washer with bleach (I buy important things in white so I can bleach the heck out of them). After that I was so relieved to be done. I sat on the couch for one second before thinking “I bet it went through her baby swing…” I got up and ran to the nursary and sure enough… it had dripped from the baby swing ONTO THE FLOOR. WHAT IN THE WORLD WENT WRONG WITH EMILYS TUMMY?! So I had to clean up the floor and tear off all the cloth from the baby swing and put that in the washer as well.
Needless to say it all took me over an hour to get things under control. Poopy diapers and serious. They mean business. Literall business 😂😂
I later told the story to my husband and he expressed sympathy while laughing at the same time. I admit it. I laughed too. 🙂
Thanks for reading guys!